Red One! by Unknown


Red One! by Unknown

I couldn't help myself. This hot co-worker, a saleswoman in our dealership who is so hot, and I've fantasized about punching in the stomach for years now, was in the right place at the right time when an idea hit me. 

Those Volkswagen commercials where someone hits a person near them in the arm when they see a new Volkswagen. Well, we went out to lunch together and I saw a new Volkswagen (I know, we sell them so I see them all the time!) but for some reason this time when I saw one going down the street I turned and nail her with a hard upper-cut punch up her soft stomach. And as she grunted and doubled over my fist and eventually crumpled to the ground, I said "Red One!" 

I couldn't help it. People just looked at me as I laughed and picked her up and helped her into the restaurant. I apologized and said I was just joking and didn't mean to hit her so hard (but I did). She was hurting and suffered a while but forgave me. Luckily, she never noticed the bulge in my pants the whole time. 

When we got back to the dealership, she told everyone what happened in a joking manner but always added that I didn't have to hit her so hard. I can’t ever do it again because she’ll probably catch on that I did it intentionally. But it was great.

February 19, 2022 7:12 AM